j4ya:
MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET
she is the future
SNACK JACKET
SNACKET
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A screenshot from the video for Nelly’s “Dilemma” that shows Kelly Rowland texting in Excel. (Taken with Instagram)
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lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address
PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’
im having too much fun
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MY EMOTIONS.
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
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My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
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I’M SO MAD THE SHOW DIDN’T END BY LIKE “CARLY” WAKING UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY DRAKE AND JOSH AND HER PARENTS AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE “MEGAN YOU WERE IN A COMA” AND SHE JUST SHOUTS “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU BOOBS” AND IT JUST ENDS
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i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
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